Impact009.com

Anybody who went to The Woodlands High School with me knows that Impact009.com used to be a proxy, and many others know that it also served as a file server. Well, when C.I.S.D. blocked my site, I decided to let the domain registration expire. Some jerk-off of a domain sitter decided to buy that domain and park it. It’s almost been a year since they gave up on it, and certain events this month gave me the incentive to re-register Impact009.com.

Originally the problem started when the VPS that we had from Network Redux started running slow as hell. cPanel was crawling, not to mention just loading up pages. Dan had asked NR to switch the VPS over to a new server in September 1, 2009 and they JUST did it last week. Here’s a breakdown of each machine:

Old VPS
CentOS, cPanel
A) Quota reporting showed everybody to be at 0 MB; it wasn’t functioning at all.
B) The whole server was running as slow as molasses

New VPS
CentOS, cpanel
A) Files were missing from hexial.com, my account, and Jack’s account. These were the accounts that were over quota. Obviously quota reporting had been fixed at this point, and the server decided to randomly delete/append whatever files for all of the accounts to not exceed their set quota.
B) PHP.ini was probably f*cked up.
C) Something about, “Error in UKNOWN on line 0 of .” That makes a lot of sense right? Unknown, and line 0. For those of you who don’t know how to program or read code, that doesn’t make sense to those of us who can either.
D) open_basedir functions got raped.
E) Database access was screwed.
F) hexial.net/~[account] wasn’t (and still isn’t) redirecting properly.

We decided to use my account to test backup restoration. My Super Vanilla Bear (Michael Bentley) was kind enough to store our backup on one of his servers, so we transferred it through and remade the account…same problem. We moved everything over to impact009.hexial.net as a subdomain…oh hey the front page is working! Oh wait, I can’t access anything else…

Something in config.php for phpBB is messed up, or the mySQL database itself, otherwise, everything else has been fixed for the most part. hexial.net/~account redirection is still a little screwy. This site will no longer be used as a proxy or as a FTP server. If I’m going to do this, then I’ll do all of that somewhere else, because Dan and I have had numerous issues with Network Redux, and I have had numerous issues with shady web hosts in general.

I definitely cannot host Anime-Toshokan’s releases here due to space limitations. If I ever get around to it, then I’ll set up the file server from my home computer again. It honestly only takes two minutes (literally 2 minutes…), but I really don’t feel like doing it…

http://www.facebook.com/note.php?note_id=254424845503&ref=nf (Deleted)

Ajay showed me this last night; I find it rather hilarious. Update: As of 8:52 p.m. the note as been deleted. There were at least 35 responses. Gentile provided the bulk of the arguments against Kelli’s note, and basically a bunch of people call Kelli a dumb bitch (whether they posted or not). Kelli started calling Gentile, Josh Muraki, and Will gay.  Her statements mostly became more incomplete, and thus it seemed like she didn’t get most of her points across to anybody. Anybody defending her couldn’t even get past the first line of “Dear Dumb Bitch;” (one person even admitted to it) and it became an open-flame war. Our winner however, was Rebecca Ann Buckner, a friend of Kelli’s who was the most racist person I’ve ever seen. She gave me that vibe of a woman who’s been so “abused by men” that she couldn’t really take a man’s statement seriously (quote: “first of all are you a man or a woman”). Though I can get the first few responses, the last few among Ian, a fellow named Ryan, and Rebecca were the most hilarious. This was the best troll ever “caused” by me, yet I didn’t actually post anything besides unrelated quotes. It seems like all participants left for dinner at the same time, and that’s when Kelli “accidentally” deleted the note.  I can’t really give a more descriptive summary, because I was blocked from the note since early morning, so I skimmed through the responses on Ian’s account.

Highlight of the note:  Somebody said Gentile is lucky that Kelli’s boyfriend didn’t know where to find him.  That’s right folks, Gentile was sooo lucky.  /Sarcasm

I almost really don’t care to post the pics that Ajay was able to take.  His were of the posts from early in the morning, when hilarity peaked towards the evening.  Fail on my part guys, unless somebody has them or can tell me how to actually datamine my Firefox cache files.